Friday, February 25, 2011

Profound Things #2

Alright, I’m writing this in study hall ‘cause I want all the ideas to come fresh out of my head. On Fridays I attend classes at a local school-home school group-church-type-thing. About halfway through the day we have a chapel service a – little bit of singing random hymns, a little bit of teaching on a random topic.

Today we had a guy come up and give his testimony. I don’t have any problem with that part – it took a lot of guts. I was also kinda impressed by the fact that they didn’t go about and find the guy with the “I-did-every-drug-in-existance-and-slept-with-three-hundred-women-at-the-same-time-but-then-I-got-saved” story. (To those of you who know him, yes, I stole that phrase from Coach Hooks.)
               
What did disconcert me was that, after he was done, the pastor got up and essentially said, “Look at yourself. Do you still dishonor your parents or not respect others the way you should? Well, that means you’re not saved!”

For the rest of the talk, I got the feeling that there were three main things wrong here:

1.       Our salvation is dependent on what we do.

All throughout the pastor’s speech, there were these little ideas that kept popping up saying “You’re not saved if you still do this.” Worse, at one point he actually said, “If you still do X, you’re a sinner, and sinners are separated from Christ.

One of the most comforting facets of the Christian faith is the fact that our ability to earn our salvation is equal to our ability to lose it – absolute zero. Nothing, no power of hell, no scheme of man, can ever pluck us from the hand of God. We are saved by a faith that come s not from ourselves, but from the Holy Spirit. While we are still on earth, we are still sinners. We are undergoing the process of sanctification, but it is just that – a process.

2.       Being saved instantly leads to perfection.

This cropped up a bit less, but it was still there. The problem with it is that isn’t simply untrue. Again, sanctification – the process of being conformed to the image of Christ and dying more and more unto self – is a process. We are instantly justified, but sanctification lasts for our whole lives.

3.       We have to ask Jesus to save us more than once.

This one sort of relates to the first point – once you’re saved, that’s it. You’re saved. No if’s, and’s, or but’s. This point bothered me most because it was something I struggled with a lot when I was younger – this constant doubt of wither or not I was saved. A lot of times I would spend hours just praying, “Lord, save me.” The fact is, our sins have been covered by Christ’s blood. When the Father looks at us, He doesn’t see our filthy lives – He sees His perfect Son.

It’s  always extremely dangerous when we make our faith about us rather than Him, because there’s one universal truth to mankind:

We fail.

To God be the Glory,
James,
Fallible, Young, Christian, etc., etc.

Thursday, February 24, 2011

The World of James

So, it occurs to me that I've said a lot about being a writer, having written two books, etc., but I've never actually said anything about my books. I've never given any background information, or fun facts, or coordinates for the location where I pick up the manuscripts from the aliens I work for. (Don't tell anyone about that last one. It's a SECRET.)

So, if we really  want to talk about all this stuff, we have to go wayyyy back - back to my first project. I'm not willing to call it a book, though technically it fits the qualifications for a story (characters interact in a storyline). I started writing The Chronicles of Azarath when I was about 8. I wrote about 12 chapters... each of which was about a page long. It was about four people (Mia - no, no relation to the Mia -, Jared, Nile, and Gerick) who had to go on some super-quest in their magical world to stop the evil skeleton king. (It is also worth noting that the world in World of Warcraft is called Azeroth. I'm pretty sure I came up with Azarath first. I think I should sue them for stealing my intellectual property.)

I essentially stole the story directly from Fire Emblem: The Sacred Stones. The characters don't have enough depth even to be called stereotypes, the plot line... well, the plot line just didn't make much sense, and it was altogether horrid. But it was useful. How, you ask? Was it because it was my first experience writing and I discovered I liked it? Was it because it gave me something productive to do? Was it because it made me feel like I'd found my place in the world?

Well... no. It was because I came up with the name Geric, who would eventually become the most legendary vampire ever to exist. Sadly, his story may never see the light of day due to the existence of Twilight... or maybe he'll just have to wait 'till after Sam has had his time in the light to make an appearance.

Nightbane was completely different from the Chronicles. Not only did I have enough ideas to actually write though a complete book, I had the time and - far more important - the willpower to do so. That's the most important thing to have whenever you start out on a big project - the will to see it through to the end.

Of course, it took me three years to finish - namely because I wrote it, then re-wrote it because the first version made NO sense whatsoever and seemed more like an Anime series than a novel, then re-wrote it AGAIN when I finally typed it up on the computer. Now, looking back at it, I get the feeling that if I ever want it to hit the markets I'm going to have to re-write it some more... there are just too many characters, and my word-craft is simply poor compared to what it is now.

To date, Samuel Faar is my crowning work. It's witty. It's clever. It hooks people in. I took everything I learned about cliff hangers from 24 and incorporated them in. It's (mostly) original. The plot line makes sense. The characters are real people. There aren't 20,000 characters, either. And the best part - I invented it with no forethought whatsoever. It was originally going to be a short story about a magician who lived in our day and age - I had just gotten finished reading a couple Urban Fantasy books - but it completely evolved even while I was writing it.

To my surprise, I'm even happy with the overall storyline. Except for chapter 4 (which got cut immediately after I wrote it) it's all progressed surprisingly smoothly. I mean, there might be a few plot holes I'll have to fix in the future, but there isn't anything MASSIVE that I have to re-create like there was in Nightbane. It's a nice change of pace...

My hope is to have Sam Faar done by the end of the summer (at the latest). After that, I'll start sending out query letters to publishing agents. I'm already mentally steeling myself... apparently EVERYBODY gets rejected. A lot. I'm preparing to take up to 5 years to get it through. Yep. I'm determined! And, you know, if I can't get it published, my entire future basically goes down the drain...

But hey, y'all know me. I live for the gamble.

Oh, and one last thing before we go - I, being a generally selfish person, like to see my follower-base grow. It's not that you people aren't good enough for me, I swear. I love you all. I would just love you all more if there were more of you. So I'm announcing the first-ever Everybody-Tell-A-Friend-About-James'-Blog-And-Get-Them-To-Be-A-Follower (yes, we're still working on the name... for now we'll just shorten it to ETAFAJBAGTTBAF. Y'all can say that, right?). So go, kidnap your friends, and torture them 'till they comply. I mean, you know, if that's your kind of thing...

Happy hunting,
James
Generally Awesome Person, Creator and Ruler of the Great Compass, Koolest Blogger Evah, etc., etc.

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

In Which James is Confused

First off, I must apologize for not writing any more on the blog in the past few days. In my defense, I had a very good excuse. My clan was attacked by rabid were-vamps and it took us nearly three days to hunt them all down and burn their bodies. I only barely escaped with my life.

What, who said it had to be a real excuse?

In the realm of reality (which is quite a bit more boring than the fantastic worlds of my mind) I've been in a bit of a slump. Though I finally did manage to get chapter 18 of Samuel Faar done (only two more to go until the rough draft is complete!) I haven't been able to put the same amount of skill and effort into my other writing. The only reason I got Sam Faar done was because I *really* didn't want to pay attention to Latin...

The reason for my slump? Mere confusion. I'm something of a sucker for romance - I think I've said that before. So, when things go badly for me, it affects my whole game. It stinks. I wish I could be one of those people who are all like, "Oh, I don't think it's important right now. I'm waiting 'till college..." It would make my life a lot simpler (though, deep down, I highly suspect that those people are lying). But romance - or the potential for it - gives my life... direction, if you will. Some goal to strive for in real life. I'm very good at accomplishing imaginary goals. I've won all 8424 golden medals in the imaginary Olympics.

Things with Mia seem to go like they always go for me - progress until a certain point, then massive retrogression. As I'm writing this, mostly asleep, after waking up at 5:25 with only 7 hours of sleep, I'm wondering if I still like her at all. But those of you in my inner rings of confidence know that I've said that a dozen or so times. I'm mostly just rambling. Speaking - or typing, whatever - my mind, with little barrier between my thoughts and the keyboard.

In a lot of ways, I really can't wait until college. Freedom. No more wasted time on extraneous subjects. Those are the reasons that I always force to the top of my head, to avoid the obvious shallow reason of "the girls". In all fairness, I *can* dig and make that reason a lot deeper. I want to go out and find Amythyl - which roughly translates to the "girl of dreams" from Elven. (My elven, not Tolken's.) And something inside me tells me I won't find her here...

But, you know, a guy can hope, I suppose. Bleh. I'm too tired to be thinking, and it's probably dangerous to be writing about such sensitive information in a state barely resembling consciousness...

Good night, folks. Kill something evil for me...

James
Follower of Dreams, Confused Child, Person Too Exhausted to Come Up With a Third Title, etc., etc.

Sunday, February 20, 2011

I never thought I'd say this...

I honestly never thought I'd ever, ever say this, but I miss history. Like, seriously and truly. I know that probably qualifies me for some mental disease, but I just can't help it.

The real title of this post should be "In Which James Gripes About Veritas by Exalting the Past". Except, I'm not 100% sure I'm exalting the past. There will definitely be much Veritas-gripeage, though. You have been warned.

For those of you who don't know, Veritas is a classical school. It uses the Omnibus (which is a fancy name for some curriculum that some old guy invented years ago. Presumably.) for all its curriculum... which means that students are required to take Latin, only learn history from old books (not even text books) that may or may not deal with actual history, and so on.

I highly doubt that I've learned anything in history this year. I'm not saying that De Toqueville's "Democracy in America" isn't a classic or isn't a good book. That's a battle I'm not even going to try and fight. But that book is not a comprehensive replacement to AN ENTIRE HISTORY CURRICULUM. It just doesn't work. Grr.

And then, Latin. I seriously didn't think I'd miss French, either, but I do. Desperately. I would kill to have French class back.

Yes, yes, I know that Latin has been used by scholars for ages and was a founding language for English. You know what else scholars held in common for ages? The idea that in order to heal someone who was sick you had to drain them of all their blood. You know how much Latin has actually helped me understand the English language? None.

Why are we striving to be like scholars of the past? Simple tradition? Pointless. Though it has its values, tradition for the sake of tradition (in this sense) results in a massive waste of life. If your reason for studying Latin is to learn the English language better, why don't you study the actual Latin that appears in our language instead of the whole FREAKING THING?!?!! How does knowing how to decline nouns help us in English?

Simple answer to that: it doesn't.

Of course, my mom alway says, "Oh, it's a discipline thing. It's good to learn to do to hard things..."

Alright, I'm a reasonable guy (on alternate Sundays). I'll concede that learning to do hard things is important. But, with a limited lifespan, learning to do hard things just for the sake of learning to do hard things with no actual benefit isn't just pointless - it's wasteful.

All these things and more are promoted by your local classical schools... which are only made bearable by the  occasional really cool people you meet there. (Yes, Bonner, you should feel special. You just got a shout-out in one of my blogs.)

(I was going to say until next time in Latin, but Google Translate says that "Until next time" translates Donec tunc viscis... which then counter-translates to until next mistletoe juice. True story.)

James
Hater of Latin, Despiser of Pointless Wastes of Time (Unless He Enjoys Them), Totally Awesome Person, etc., etc.

Thursday, February 17, 2011

The Magical Rule of Writing

Well, I'm having another one of those off days... I'm not sick, per-say, but my brain won't focus to start writing something with meaning. Which is a rather ironic sentence to write, as I'm now moving toward something with meaning. I think I've finally stared at the bland "New Post" section for long enough that my subconscious has totally overruled my ordinary conscious, resulting in me being able to write again.

Funny how that works at night...

There are a couple of strange things about writing that happen for me. Like, whenever I force myself to write (which is pretty rare) I just can't do it - anything that I do write is terrible. So I end up only writing when I feel like it. This, in turn, leads to massive breaks in time where I write nothing and basically be lazy. That's why it took me 4 years to finish my first book... though completely re-writing it 3 times didn't help, either.

Happily, this first rule can be overruled by the Magical Connection of the Ability to Write with the Control of the Subconscious Over the Functions of the Body (which is usually shortened to just "the Magical Rule of Writing). In short, I can write well whenever my subconscious is in a heightened state of control. In layman's terms, whenever I'm half-asleep. That's why I get 75% of my work done between the hours of 10 PM and 2 AM. It's like a little magical switch turns on, and suddenly I know what to write... even if it's never more than a sentence at a time.

One of the subsets of the Magical Rule is the Rebel Rule. This basically says that "the quality of material written is directly proportional to its irrelevancy to the class James is currently pretending he is taking notes for". Now, part of this may be because I'm also half-asleep in most classes, but also because of my history and my natural rebel spirit. I was always a bad kid... (Just ask Lauren or Ashley or my Mom or Mrs. Murphree. They'll tell you loooots of horror stories about me...) and as a result, I've still got a rebel streak. But I also really learned how to start writing as a pass time to keep me awake in 8th grade bible class.

Now, don't get me wrong, I normally love Bible class. It's always been one of my favorites. But in 8th grade... well, there's really only one way to say it. It was horrible. The teacher had the magical ability to literally put us all to sleep using only the sound of his voice. The only way to combat it was to occupy yourself with something - talking to the person behind you, doodling mindlessly, etc. It was there that I first came up with the idea for Nightbane. As a result, not paying attention in class to write my books still holds a very dear place in my heart...

And, you know, I really just don't like paying attention.

Sincerely,
James' Subconscious
Composer of the Epics, Teller of the Tales of the War of the Compass, Knower of Things Unknown, etc, etc.

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

From the Mind of James

If you were to ask me to sum my life up in one word, I'd have an easy answer for you. Well, actually, I'd start by looking at you funny and asking you "Why? And which one?" Obviously, I couldn't tell you about my secret life as a magician (as that is strictly forbidden by the Council Rulebook, Section LXVI, Paragraph CIIV, Clause XV) but I could describe my normal life.

Boring.

Yes, normal life is boring. Why? Because I'm not an easy person to please. Since I was little, I've wanted action. Adventure. Suspense. Fear. Triumph. Reward. Treachery. Feasts. Cookies...

And, of course, all those must be on an epic scale. My mother keeps trying to convince me that walking around the block qualifies as an adventure. I have yet to dignify that statement with an answer.

I think that this was the reason I first turned into a writer - the realm of books simply has more... meaning than our lives (which is not to say that I believe that our role as spreaders of God's Word is unimportant in any way. I'm just griping for your entertainment). In real life, you spend 20 something years in school, 40 something years working, and then die. Doesn't that sound exciting? If you just answered yes you are in greater need of physiological help than I am. In a book, you get hurtled into an ever-shifting environment of battle, strategy, plots, and prophecy...

Which brings me to my second point. In practically every modern-day book (excluding Harry Potter) the main characters actually complain about being different. They wish they were normal. And that just annoys the heck out of me. I'd give just about anything to be a demi-god, or a Vampire Slayer, or what have you. No, being normal isn't fun! It just isn't! I don't care if you don't like almost getting killed every half-second! I would! So just go away! Yes, I'm talking to you, Percy!

That said, I may over-apply this focus on para-reality. I have a tendency to run real-life situations through my fantasy world in a kind of what-would-Sam/Armageddon/Geric-do kind of scenario. Now that I think about it, that really might not be good for my mental health...

So, in short, walking around the block is not an adventure. Saving the world from an evil warlord is. And that's that.

In other news, you people may be wondering how the Valentine thing went with Mia. I believe the most appropriate way to describe it is a non-event. Not meaning it didn't happen, meaning that nothing major came of it. Heaven didn't open up, and the earth didn't spontaneously combust. That's a good thing, right?

In conclusion, if any of you know of any magical worlds that exist alongside ours, I want in. Until then, I will spend my time dreaming of worlds more fun than ours...

James
Writer of Epic Tales, Desirer of Something More, Slightly Insane (But Totally Amazing) Person, etc, etc.

Monday, February 14, 2011

The Day of Valentine

Well, guys, it's that day of the year again. The day when happy couples go buy each other little gifts and go on little dates and generally be happy. The day when single people sit around and mope and say how much they hate Valentine's day, how it's not a real holiday at all, etc. The day when some people make bold moves and others of us are too scared to do anything...

Personally, I like Valentine's day. Not because I have a valentine (that I'm brave enough to get something for) but because it provides us with future potential. It gives us a day to make something significant. For example, say you really liked this girl, but wanted to wait for a meaningful time to ask her out (as opposed to just walking up to her in the hall). Valentine's day provides us with that opportunity...

But only if you're brave enough to take it.

I am, by nature, a person who sees fit to watch and wait until I am sure that the outcome of whatever action I take will be in my favor. (Most modern English speakers translate that sentence as "coward") I had actually talked myself into getting something for Mia last night. It took me about three hours (and 6 advisors), but I did finally said I was gunna do it.

And then I went to sleep.

Sleep seems to be the great courage-drainer. Any boldness you possess before you fall asleep gets lost somewhere within the ethereal realm of dreams. Then again, it could be the sun. I'm quite convinced that something as bright and shiny and hot can NOT actually be a symbol of benevolence. In fact, I'm positive that the sun is inherently evil, a great masquerader posing as a friend to mankind. Secretly, it feeds on our desires, our dreams, crushing them under it's evil, evil light...

*Ahem*. Anyway, I'm waiting for a more opportune moment to make my move. Chickening out, in layman's terms. Which might actually be the better of the two choices. I can see both outcomes very clearly in my head. My limited future-predicting skills are useless in this situation...

I wish I were a demon hunter. Or a vampire slayer. Or, heck, even a vampire. Anything but a human with a hyper-active imagination... but, again, that's a story for another post.

Happy(ish) Valentines Day!

James
Demon hunter wanna-be, Vampire Slayer wanna-be, General Coward in All Things Relationship-Related, etc., etc.

Edit: Of course, after I wrote this, one of my multiple personalities took offence, claiming he'd worked too hard the other night to let it all go to waste. He took it to James Court, where they're debating about wither or not it would be a good idea to get something. Currently, the "good ideas" are winning. For the moment. 


Department of Secrets Official Notice:
The Department of Secrets would like to make a special notice informing all those who are reading this blog: the reception of a gift - in the event of an affirmative ruling by the Court - does not necessarily confirm that you are or are not Mia. All those wishing to know the identity of said character are hereby directed to the Ministry of Bribes and Underhanded Dealings.

Friday, February 11, 2011

James Takes a Sick Day

Well, guys, I'm sick. And it's the worst kind of sick too, because I'm too tired to be awake whenever my eyes are open, and then too awake to go to sleep whenever they're closed. As a result, my brain is currently functioning somewhere in the realm of the ethereal - that is to say, I have extremely profound thoughts that I cannot string together in a comprehensive pattern to save my life.

So, since I can't really write an interesting blog post today (without exerting near-fatal levels of concentration) I decided I'd just post up some of my work for y'all to read. This is the beginning of the back story for one of the characters in the fantasy series that I plan to be my crowning work... assuming I get all the groundwork done before I die. The thing about creating great fantasy is that you have to create an equally great world. So, anyway, here you go... Tell me your thoughts when/if you finish, even if it's just something like "I really enjoyed this!" or "I want more!" or "THAT WAS HORRIBLE!!!" or "Why am I here again? I was looking for that other company..."

The First Story of Taiel Half-Elven


“Many stories have been told throughout the ages,” the tenor of the old man’s voice rang out across the seated, silent crowd. The fires in the Great Hall were burning brightly, staving off the icy cold that accompanied Midwinter’s Night. It was the one night that the Hall was open to the common citizens – men, women, and children had come from all over the city of Telborn to hear this man speak. Of course, the nobility had retained their seats at the head tables, but dozens of smaller wooden slabs had been brought in to provide a place for the commoners to put their food.
Even though food was scarce on the streets of Telborn at this time of year, very few had come to the Great Hall seeking a meal. The Church of the One passed out bread for the two weeks of Midwinter, after all, and the Chruch’s dining halls were not nearly so crowded. The people here were gathered to hear the bard, Ellith – the living legend who had traveled with and, some claimed, even instructed the First Prophet during the War of the Demon. He was a very old man now, though – his back was arched at nearly a ninety-degree angle, and he leaned most of his weight against an ancient wooden staff. Even so, his voice was still powerful enough to travel throughout the entire hall without difficulty.
“Many men have endeavored to recount deeds of old as they truly happened,” Ellith continued. “Many have sought out truth and found it – far more have sought out truth and found only myth.”
If any of the commoners in the Great Hall had heard the Bard speak before, they would have known that this was the way that Ellith began every one of his stories. Only two of the men present had been blessed enough to have listened to Ellith before, however, and both of them were nobles.
“The words I speak, however, are truth,” Ellith’s sightless eyes stared out past the crowd, as if seeing some great work of art invisible to those who could still view the world around them. “Tonight, I tell you a tale of honor, betrayal, cunning, and deceit. Tonight, I tell you the story of a great friend of mine – Taiel Half-Elven.”
A general intake of breath circled through the hall. Tales of the elves, here? In the Great Hall of Castle Telborn, at the very heart of the Commonwealth? There was nowhere in the city where one could say the word ‘Elf’ without an accompanying curse and spit. Many of men in the hall – commoners and nobles alike – quickly made religious signs to ward off evil. No one dared stop the Bard, however, so Ellith simply scoffed at them.
“Fool and bigots,” he growled across the hall. “It is appropriate that we discuss Taiel here, tonight, for it was on Midwinter’s Night seventeen seasons past that he first made a name for himself on the street.” The Bard looked up toward the ceiling, drawing a deep breath. “In fact, it was a night very much like this one…”

“Snow, snow, snow,” Michael growled, taking an angry swig from his mug of ale. “Does it never end? What was the One thinking, inventing something so stupid as winter?”
“I wouldn’t complain if I was you,” his friend Amos replied with a half smile. “If it weren’t for winter, there’d be no Midwinter. And if there weren’t no Midwinter, ale wouldn’t go for a half-copper a pint once a year.”
Michael grunted. “If it weren’t for winter, we wouldn’t spend half our time dragging dead drunks out of gutters like the guard is supposed to do.” He spat off the pub-house porch into the snow that was clustered thick and heavy on the street. “And the same goes for Midwinter. How many do you think ‘ll freeze to death tonight ‘cause they can’t make it home, ‘eh?”
“I’d reckon not a single one,” Amos replied evenly. “The drunks who freeze to death ain’t got nowhere to go home to – that’s why they die out one the streets.”
“Even so, it just ain’t right,” Michael sighed. “I mean, we’re Gilded, for the god’s sake. We shouldn’t be doing the work that those street-wipers should be.”
“Gold’s a good man,” his friend offered. “You don’t get to be a really influential gang by letting the corpses of drunks rot on your streets, after all.” Amos smiled at his younger companion. Though Michael drank and swore like a full-grown man, he had barely seen his sixteenth summer. The boy had sworn his allegiance to Gold and become a member of the Gilded only a few months ago. Amos could remember his first few months in the gang – a seemingly monotonous blur of days spent running errands for widows, shepherding orphans out of places that were unsafe to sleep, and, as Michael constantly griped about, disposing of the corpses of drunks who had collapsed in the cold and frozen to death.
Quality of life in Telborn depended completely on which gang you had sworn fealty to. The simple fact of life on the streets was that the King’s Guards, who were supposed to keep peace and order in the city, were the worst kind of gang – they stole from everyone, beat anyone who tried to stop them, and never protected anyone who was supposed to be under their protection. Not outside the castle walls, anyway. Amos had heard rumors that things were completely different in Castle City – the street runner’s name for the part of Telborn that was fenced in by the white-marble walls of Castle Telborn and populated by the rich nobility.
Some people claimed that, in Castle City, the guards were nice and civil and you didn’t have to steal just to keep food on the table. Amos wasn’t sure whether or not he actually believed them, but figured it didn’t really matter, as there was no chance he would ever make it into Castle City’s walls.
What he was sure of was that he had a home in the best possible part of Telborn. In number of actual gang members, Gold’s Gilded – or the Gilded, as they were usually called – was not the biggest. They did not have the greatest weapons, nor did they have the most convenient placing in the city to intercept rich merchants or nobles on their way to market. Never the less, the Gilded was the most influential gang in all Telborn – a position Amos credited completely to Gold. The Streetlord was a shrewd man – he had very few enemies, and a great number of friends. He made sure that the people who lived and worked on his turf were happy and cared for, and as a result every man who lived in Gold Town was ready and willing to take an arrow for him. Gold Town was at least twice as big as the next largest gang’s turf – but, even so, Gold accepted only the most talented men and women into active service for the Gilded.
The people loved Gold because he looked out for them. Junior gang member spent most of their time helping the poor who could not fend for themselves and doing what the King’s Guard was supposed to do. Only a select few actually pulled off heists for Gold – but the Gilded never stole from anyone but the rich. It wasn’t a well known fact, but Amos knew that Gold never kept a penny his gang made, not even to buy bread. Of course, his inner circle made sure that the Streetlord never went hungry, but Amos still admired the man’s kindness and humility. What was even more amazing to Amos was that Gold was a very young man – barely twenty-five seasons old, if even that. He had founded the Gilded nearly ten winters ago.
“Hey, old man, you listening to me?” Michael interrupted Amos from his thoughts. The older man shook himself, swiping some white snow out of his thick red beard.
“Sorry. What did you say?”
“I think there’s a kid over there,” Michael pointed one gloved hand out toward a nearby alley. There was a shadow huddled in the darkness, out of the light of the pub-house’s torches.
“So there is,” Amos nodded, noticing the size of the figure. “Trying to hide, too. Probably hasn’t been in Gold Town very long.”
“There’ve been a lot of ‘em moving over from Red’s alleys,” Michael muttered. “Best tell him to get inside before he freezes to death, huh?”
“I’ll do it,” Amos said, “since you’re so afraid of snow.”
“Oh, stuff it, old man.”
Amos trotted down the steps to the pub, kicking his way though the knee-deep snow in the road. He approached the shadow of the shadow slowly, his hands extended in a peaceful gesture.
“Hey, there,” he said in a friendly voice as he reached the mouth of the alley. He could see the child a little more clearly now – he was thin as a rail, little more than skin and bone, dressed in nothing more than tattered rags. It was a common enough sight on Telborn’s streets. But, Amos thought, this child was slightly different – he was too angular, his cheek bones too high. His hair was a black mop that had probably never been cut with anything other than a knife, plastered to the top of his head by dirt and filth. “Aren’t you cold?” Amos asked him. “Would you like to come in near the fire, get warm?”
The boy’s brilliant blue eyes narrowed in suspicion. “What, so you can sell me to the Traders? No thanks.”
Amos shook his head. “This is Gold Town, kid. We don’t allow those slaving dirt bags on our turf.”
The boy looked him over once more, and Amos was shocked by just how intelligent the boy’s eyes really were. One thing Amos had learned on the streets was that you could always judge just how intelligent someone really was by a certain spark they had in their eye. It wasn’t very common in street runners and orphans.
“You don’t look like one of Red’s Legion,” the boy muttered. “You said there’s a fire in there? How much does it cost?”
Amos was taken aback. “Cost? What, has Red started charging people for being near a fire now?”
The boy just looked at him.
Amos whistled. “God’s head, kid. We don’t do stuff like that over here, especially not during Midwinter. Come on, you’re looking blue. We can’t have you catching the Ice and loosing any of your limbs, now can we?”
The boy grunted, but cautiously followed Amos back across the street and onto the pub-house steps. Amos waved Michael over and pushed the door to the taproom open, a relieving blast of heat rolling over them. The boy followed the two gang member inside with the utmost caution, warily investigating the bar for some sign of a trap. It was well past midnight by this point – the taproom that had earlier been filled to the breaking point had finally thinned out. The men who had drunk too much to even make it out of the door were slumped in puddles of their own ale and vomit, but all the other chairs in the taproom were empty. The boy quickly took up a vigil close to the fireplace.
“Oi, Melanie!” Amos called to the serving girl, who was busy polishing glasses behind the bar. “Get me a pint of hot cider for my little friend here.”
“I don’t have any money,” the boy said, taking a seat next to the fire.
“You don’t need any. It’s on me.” Amos didn’t know what it was about this boy, but something struck him as not quite normal. It wasn’t a bad thing – he just thought that there was something more to this boy than most of the orphans he saw every day.
“So, you got a name, kid?” Michael asked the boy.
He nodded solemnly as the serving girl handed him a mug of steaming-hot cider. “Taiel.”
“Taiel?” Amos repeated, scratching his head. “That’s an interesting name. Don’t think I’ve ever heard it before.”
“Probably not,” Taiel replied with a shrug. “I’m not in the habit of giving it out.”
Michael chuckled. “We’ve got a smart-mouth here. Where’d you come from, Red’s place?”
Taiel nodded. “It took me a couple tries to get past the guards, but I made it,” he said.
“Guards?” Amos repeated. “You mean the King’s Guards?”
Taiel smirked. “Are you kidding? I could run circles around them at noon. No, I’m talking about Red’s Legion. They don’t want anyone leaving their turf anymore. Things are getting bad for them – riots, fighting in the gang. I figured I needed to get out before I ended up buried under one of the burning buildings.”
Michael looked over at Amos. “I didn’t know anything about this.”
“Neither did I,” Amos shook his head. “Why is Red having trouble all of a sudden? I mean, I knew it was going to happen to him sooner or later, but rebellions don’t usually pop up out of nowhere.”
Taiel smirked. “Oh, Red isn’t having any problems anymore. It’s his gang that’s fighting to hang on.”
Amos blinked, not understanding. “Red’s gang…?”
“Red’s dead,” Taiel said, rummaging under his rags and drawing out a long, thin knife. Amos had never seen anything quite like it – it was about half as long as a man’s arm, forged of a silver metal that reflected blue light in the fire. The hilt was wrapped with black cloth, the cross-guard fashioned from simple iron. The blade looked like it was only a little thicker than a piece of parchment, but the weapon still looked strong.
Amos had never seen anything like it – but he’d heard stories.
“God’s head,” he swore. “That’s Red’s Cutter.”
“No,” Taiel shook his head. “It’s Taiel’s Cutter now. I took it from him, then killed him with it.”
Michael shook his head. “You’re telling stories, kid.”
Taiel raised one eyebrow at him. “Tell me, how in the world would I have come by this if I didn’t take it directly from Red? You both should know about him. He never leaves his ‘palace’ – if you can really call that brothel a palace – and he never leaves this behind him. It’s his icon – it’d be like your Gold appearing without that little coin he’s always flipping.”
“He’s right,” Amos could hardly believe that a child of this age was capable of besting a man who had earned his place as a Streetlord in a thousand fights, but the blade was near irrefutable proof. “If you did kill Red, than you’ve done that entire part of the city a favor. He was a tyrant.”
Taiel shrugged. “He insulted my mother. I don’t put up with people who insult my mother.”
Michael laughed out loud. “How old are you, kid? Eleven summers? Twelve?”
“Ten,” Taiel replied. “I learned to look older than I am a long time ago. It keeps you safe.” He ignored the looks of surprise he received from both men. “Listen, I want to talk to your leader. I want to see Gold.”
Michael looked over at Amos. “I don’t know how that’s gunna work, Taiel. Very, very few people get to see the Streetlord.”
“I just killed the second most powerful Streetlord in this entire city,” Taiel looked him with annoyance. “Very, very few people have done that.”
“He’s right,” Amos said. “Gold will want to see this kid.”
“Thank you,” Taiel sighed, then stood up. As he did so, a piece of his hair came untucked from under his ear. Amos hadn’t noticed how the boy had artfully arranged his hair so that they hid the tips of his ears, but as soon as he could actually see them he understood why.
Michael swore and jumped out of his chair, his hand going to the knife at his belt. Before he could draw it, however, the little boy was behind him, clinging to his back with one arm around the bigger man’s neck and the other pointing the thin dagger at Michael’s neck. Amos wasn’t able to react at all – the image of the ears that drew up straight into dagger points had literally stunned him.
Some men will say that it was sheer luck that saved Michael’s life. Others would say that it was the plan of the One. Regardless of who or what orchestrated the event, a voice rang out across the almost-empty taproom.
“Peace, little elf-child! If you truly wish to see me, it would be unwise to begin your actions here in my town with the murder of one of the members of my gang.”
A young man, cloaked in a dark green robe had stepped into the pub, shaking snow from his boots. He had the yellowest hair of anyone Amos had ever seen, with sharp green eyes and a pointy nose. He wore a short sword at his hip, but his hands were nowhere near the hilt. His right hand was occupied with a gold coin, which he was constantly spinning through his fingers.
“Are you Gold?” Taiel asked.
“I am. Unfortunately, I seem to have missed your name.”
“Taiel,” the boy replied. “Taiel, Killer of the Streetlord.”
Gold smiled at him, though not unkindly. “Methinks that title is far too long for a boy of your size. What about Taiel Thin-Knife? Or Taiel Back-Clinger?”
Taiel scowled and let go of Michael, who stumbled away, swearing profusely.
“A title is useless if it does not garner respect,” the little elf growled.
Gold squatted down to the boy’s level. “When you are this short, child, I very much doubt that any title you bear will garner respect. Now, tell me, where did you get that dagger?”
Taiel took a step forward, raising his chin. “I took it from the Streetlord, Red, and killed him with it.”
“Did you really?” Gold smiled at him. “That’s quite impressive for someone your age. Why have you come to my town, then? Are you running away from Red’s gang?”
Taiel shook his head. “I wanted to join your gang.”
Both of Gold’s eyebrows shot up. “Why would you want to join us, little elf-child?”
“Because you knew my mother,” Taiel replied. “She told me you were a good man.”
“Your mother…” Gold looked to boy over again, then drew in a breath. “By the One. You’re Amithyl’s child.”
Taiel nodded.
“Then you are not Taiel of the Elves. You are Taiel Half-Elven.” Gold drew in a deep breath. “It is good you came to me, little one. There are very few, even among those who no longer pay any attention to the Church of the One, who do not bear ill-will toward you simply because of your blood. Unfortunately, anyone who wants to join my gang must prove himself –”
Taiel spun the knife he held expertly through the air, catching it easily on the flat of the blade and presenting it, hilt first, to Gold. “A Midwinter’s gift,” he said with a half-grin. “And, I think, proof of my abilities.”
Gold laughed and took the blade from him. “So much pride from one so little,” he chided. “Very well. I may be able to find a thing or two for you to do –” he sniffed the air and wrinkled his nose. “Right after you are given a proper bath. Filth breeds sickness, you know. I think Amos can show you where that can be done.” Gold looked up at Amos. “Tell anyone who questions you that he is under my protection, and should be treated with the same respect that you would show any other member of the Gilded. Anyone who lifts a hand to harm him because of his blood will be answerable to my wrath – am I understood?”
Amos nodded. “Yes, sir. If I may ask, though, sir, why…?”
“Why am I here?” Gold shrugged. “The same reason I go anywhere. The wind guides me.”
Without another word, the Streetlord turned on his heel and left the pub. None of them knew what the little half-elven boy would grow up to be. None of them knew of the plans that the One setting into motion even as they trudged back out into the snow. None of them knew that the coming of the Second Prophet was nearly at hand.

Thursday, February 10, 2011

James' Attempt to Say Something Profound #1

Well, guys, it's a snow day. You know what that means? Yup, I get to write my daily blog post before 10 at night. Unfortinuately, it looks like the snow is all going away, so we might not get another snow day tomorrow...

You know, I really never know what I'm going to write for these things until I sit down and actually start writing them. I mean, I might be able to work out the first sentence or so in my head, but after that... nothin'. It's kinda like trying to hold water, or jump over the Grand Canion, or draw a useful life lesson from anything on Nickelodian.

It just doesn't work.

Oh, and if you didn't notice, I changed the blog's title. Nightbane's Notes just sounded too.... I don't know. Corny? Alliterry? Attempty-To-Give-Tribute-To-My-First-Booky? (Yes, that's actually a word. Look it up.) Darkshadow Inc. just sounds so much more.... epic. Of course, there's not actually any reasoning behind the name, but it sounds cool! And, as we have learned from life, the only things that matter are things that are really cool.

Of course, if anyone has any other suggestions of cool names, they'd be totally welcome...

Now, occasionally, a strange thing happens. I break out of my normally completely un-serious self and say something semi-profound. Of course, sometimes it's a joke. Sometimes it's a rhetorical question. But I have to ask it anyway...

I can understand why we base most of our society around education. Education is practically synonomus with money, and money is what makes society go 'round. But why do we base so much of our thinking, our ideas, and our lives around the same thing?

I mean, sure, going to school and learning is a good thing. I'm not trying to argue that in a serious manner. But for most of us, school is the end-all. Our success in life is dependant on our GPA. High GPA = good life. Low GPA = end of the freaking world. We might say that we value other things more than our performance in school, but our words don't match up with what we do. Education is practically more important to us than love - most Americans, given the choice to follow someone they love to a normal school or get a full-paid scholarship to any Ivy League school they choose would have a hard time making the decision... but that, again, is something for another, longer, Disney-themed post.

We who call ourselves Christians are not supposed to judge others based on performance. And yet, we've completley embrased this philosophy. Our system demands performance, performance, performance, and that carries over into other areas of our thinking. This guy isn't as smart as us, so we doing hang out with him. This girl acts wierd, so we don't really associate.

What I'd like to know is why? Why do we care about things that aren't going to last? The only things that will endure after the end of the world are our souls. But where there are prophicies, they will cease, where there are tounges, they will be stilled; where there is knowledge, it will pass away.

I guess my point is that we get suckered into judging people based on performance instead of loving them because of the blood of Christ a lot easier than any of us care to admit. Sometimes we don't even notice it - but we do. We have to be on guard.

So, yeah. That's my attempt at saying something profound for the week. Argue with it. Debate about it. I just wrote this off the top of my head, so something I said might've been wrong. I'm not infallable (Of course, you're free to believe that I am. It's a common misconseption).

Hmm. You know, I should really get on to writing that Disney blog...

James
Ocasional Sayer of Things Profound, Sociatal Critiquer, Amiture Philosopher, etc., etc.

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

In Which I Review One of the Coolest Old Shows On Earth

So, I recently got highspeed internet for the first time in my life. It's a great change. No longer must I wait 3 hours just to check my e-mail! Gone is the inability to watch movies, use Google Chat, or be really connected to the world!

With this newfound freedom, I've also discovered the UBER cool "Instant Download" feature on Netflix. They have dozens of full TV shows on there, ranging from super old stuff to last year's season of 24. Recently, I've started watching (and becomed rather obsessed with) one of the great classics of 90's TV...

Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

First airing in 1997, the show recieved around 4 to 6 million viewers a night. Even though that's a bit lower than the other shows at the time, the fans it inspired are ferociously loyal. And I can understand why - I'm starting to fall in with them.

The first thing I have to say about this show is that it's inexplicably addicting. The acting is great (though toward the beginning of the first season the writing is noticably... cheesy) the special effects not so much (but it WAS made in the 90's, so we have to cut them some slack) and the stroyline is unique (for it's time. You have to rember, Buffy came BEFORE Twilight.)

Ok, so I just explained why it's inexplicably addicing. I get poetic licence, though, don't I? Anyway, it seriously is a great old show. It's clean (compaired to anything you'd find on TV now-a-days) and actually has moments that make you genuinely laugh.

The overarching plotline is probibly pretty easy to guess at - there's this girl (Buffy) who's a Slayer, and thus has to slay things. However, the writers do some pretty unique things with the fanasy genera that I'm actually surprised I've never heard of (for example, in one episode, a demon gets loose in the internet). I'm also starting to develop something of a celebrity crush on Charisma Carpenter =P

I did notice someting interesting. Angel - the "good" vampire of the series, and Buffy's love intrest - looks a lot like Edward. Ok, that's a bad comparison. He dresses like Edward. He looks NOTHING like Robert Patterson (which, though it is totally awkward to say, is a very, very good thing). Actually, the more I watch the show and compaire it to what I remember of Twilight (yes, I did read the books. I have no comment as to the level with which I enjoyed them) it seems to me that Stephanie Myers:

1. Took Angel.
2. Made him gay.
3. Made him sparkle.
4. Made him ugly...

..and said, here's the main character of my new smash-hit paranormal romance series, Edward Cullen! The similarities are almost uncanny. The vampires of Buffy are legit vampires, though - they're burned by crosses, and they burn in sunlight. None of this sparkeling nonsence.

So, basically, if you're ever in for a rainy day and don't know what to do, I reccomend looking this show up. I'm sure you can find it somewhere on YouTube. It takes about three episodes to get attatched, but after that... I highly doubt you'll ever be able to get back out. Then again, I might just be very gullable and easily addicted.

But I don't think so.

Be ye wary of yonder undead...
James
Vampire Enthusiast, Fantasy Lover, Despiser in Great Hatred of Edward Cullen, etc., etc.

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

A Treatise on Procrastination, Its Many Benifits, and the Continuation of Life and Fun

I've discovered the secret to writing about procrastination - in order to avoid putting it off till later, you have to be procrastiating on something else before hand. For example, an English paper that's due the following day for a book you haven't read in over a month.

I was going to do something cool like make a graph or something to illustrate the point that I'm about to make, but that would be too much work. So we'll cut right to the thesis statement of this post...

Procrastination leads to longer life.

Yes, procrastination leads to longer life. It has been hypothetically scientifically proven that those who procrastinate on stupid things like homework and other activities have much lower stress levels, as they are able to have much more fun in their lives. These lower stress levels lead to more balanced blood pressure, a lack of heart problems, and increased endorphine levels.

Those who do not procrastinate spread this stress out over many days. This leads to higher blood pressure, heart attacks, and cronic social-pariahism. True, they may have less work to get done at one time, but as a result of their so called "dilligence" they are forced to miss out on the more important things in like - namely people (but also TV and books and Video Games).

Besides, without pressure, we'd never have diamonds.

Going off to not do work,
James
Procrastinator Extrodinaire, Hypothetical Scientest, Skilled Putter-Offer, etc., etc.

Monday, February 7, 2011

My (non-existant) Love Life

Well, guys, the votes are in. It took a long time to gather them all from my massive fanbase, and it took even longer to count them. But I did it. And, wonder of wonders… everyone wants to hear about something that doesn’t exist!

Uh-oh.

In order for this to work properly and not blow my life up, I must make extensive use of vagueness and pseudonyms. No, you will not find hidden meanings within the pseudonyms. They don’t relate to real people in any way, shape, form or fashion. I’m probably the only person who can connect the dots, and I can tell you how a banana is related to the moon (you should ask me sometime. It’s actually quite fascinating).

So, here it goes…

In the short existence of the grand entity which we now refer to as James, he has only been involved in one relationship. Dear Rebecca and I enjoyed a few brief months of love before her family was moved by the military to Colorado… It was a very traumatic, trying time for us. At least, I’m pretty sure it was.

I was in preschool, after all.

Yup, that’s my grand list of previous relationships. A crush in preschool. You’ll have to fast-forward about ten years to reach the next marker of any significance in this area of my life. I fell for a girl named Lydia (yes, that is a pseudonym) who was in my class back at my old school. I liked her for about two years. We became friends.

And then I actually told her I liked her. *shudders*

That didn’t go over so well. However, after a period of time passed and a number of rumors that I didn’t like her anymore (started by yours truly) circulated, things kinda went back to normal. Then a whole lot of nothing happened for a long time. (That, unfortunately, seems to be my life’s pattern… a whole lot of nothing happens a whole lot.)

Then I left WCA. I met a looooot of new people. One of them was… Mia. That is the name by which I shall refer to her. I can’t tell you much about her for fear that she might deduce her own identity. And that would be bad, for reasons I may or may not soon explain.

One thing I will tell you – the angels weep for a quarter of her beauty.

Obviously, that’s not the only reason I like her (I’m not that shallow. Honest.) but it’s the only reason vague enough not to lead a direct trail back to her.

So why don’t I just ask her out, you ask? What’s holding me back?

The answer to this question is the beginning of the explanation of why my love-life is not existent. First of all, I am actually next to physiologically incapable of even breaching the subject. I’ve tried to bring up the topic – or, at least, the topic’s background setting – on a number of occasions. My brain tells my mouth what to say. My mouth says something completely different. It’s annoying as heck.

Now would also be a good time to talk about the plurality of character. A person, I contend, is not simply made up of one “consciousness”, if you will, but at least two (if not three). The Mind judges based on logic, benefits, detriments, and quantifiable results. The Heart makes decisions based upon feelings. The Soul makes decisions based on morals. When all three work in unison, they make up a person.

My problem is that my Mind tells me it’s a bad idea, my Heart says it doesn’t give a crap what my Mind thinks, and the Soul is remarkably silent on the issue. So I’m left in an ever-continuing fight between Heart and Mind. Heart is generally stronger than Mind, but Mind is strong enough to hinder Heart to the point of uselessness.

And so I wait. Sometimes I have hope, other times I have none. My philosophy, as always, is that we only have one life. If we don’t shoot for our dreams, we’re squandering the one chance we’ve been given.

Possibly the most frustrating part of this situation is that now, roughly 6 months after I started home schooling, she still makes me feel like a bloody school girl. Being the manly man that I am, this is unacceptable… but completely and entirely uncontrollable.

So, why am I telling you all this? Oh, I don’t know. You asked. I wanted to. Secretly, deep inside, I’m actually a romantic. But don’t tell anyone. It’ll TOTALLY ruin my image. I might keep you updated with developments on this field. I might not. I don’t know. But you may now commence wildly speculating on the true identity of Mia. Conspiracy theorists... Go! Until next time...
James
Romantic at Heart, Lord of All Things Sappy, Hider-in-the-Shadows, etc., etc.

James' Thoughts on Your Thoughts on His Life

So, I was wondering what I was going to write about today. I could do another review, but I've already done two. Besides, it's kinda hard to do a review every day and still find things to care about that didn't come out forever ago. I was going to write about procrastination, but I think I'll do that tomorrow. Or the day after tomorrow. Or sometime.

So, instead, I decided I'll talk about the most important subject on the face of this earth.

That's right. Me.

...

...

Wow. It's been roughly ten minutes since I typed that last sentence and I still don't know where to begin. Yep, I'm just that complex.

What part of my life should I rant about? My obsession with the superiority of imagination over the corruputed world? My (non-existant) romantic life? My obsession with nerd television shows?

Wait a second. Why shoud I choose when I can make you people choose for me? Help me out here. Rate the three above on which ones you want to hear about. I'll randomly intersperse them in the other posts based on your feedback. After all, this thing is reader based. All written works of any level of greatness are (that is why the so called "classics" are actually failures at life, living, and existance). So, until then...

James
People Person, Listener in Great Detail, Negotiator Extrodinaire, etc., etc.

Sunday, February 6, 2011

Commercial Sunday

It's a very little known fact, but tonight, at this very moment, two teams of football players are competing in the National Football League's Super Bowl. It's the Green Bay Packers versus... someone. I don't really care.

What's that, you say? How can I not care about the Super Bowl???

Well, pretty easy, actually. I mean, sure, these guys are good. And they get paid a looooot for what they do. But the NFL in general just isn't that interesting. The deal with College football is that it's a family buisness - you're a fan of Alabama 'cause your uncle and aunt both went there. It's in your blood.

The NFL doesn't have that same kind of deal... not in Alabama, anyway. I can understand how, for example, people from New Orleans can be big fans of the Saints. There's just nothing linking us here in Bama to anyone of any signifigance, though. Sure, some of your favoirite players from college move into the NFL, but they get so scattered that they're practically impossible to follow.

That said, the Super Bowl is redeemed for one sole reason (and, most likely, the future generations will look back at us with bewilderment for this) - the commercials. They're awesome. But everybody knows about that. I'm stating what has been said time and time agian since... well, every Super Bowl I can remember.

But the commercial topic is leading us toward a more intersting, ground-breaking topic...

Pirates of the Carribean 4.

I just saw the newest trailer for this sucker a couple minutes ago. Now, I'm an eternal optimist. I truly believe that it's going to be a great move. I plan to go see it opening day. But the facts are as follows:

Pirates 1: Best freakin' priate movie of all time. Memorable characters, witty dialogue, original villians, the works.

Pirates 2: A good movie. Not enough Jack, though - the focus gets shifted more to Will. This is primiarily a problem because A) Jack was what made the first move so daggum amazing and B) the fact that Will is played by Orlando Bloom has no effect on (most of) the male audience. Plus, Davy Jones... he just wasn't a good villan. I mean, not one that deserved two movies. They should'a killed him at the end of this movie.

Pirates 3: Ugg. That's all I can honestly say about this movie. Ok, no it isn't. The Pirates have freaking rules??? Elizabeth becomes the Pirate King??? I mean, I'm a HUGE Keria Knightly fan. If she's actually a king, it means she's a guy. And if she's a guy, I'm not a fan anymore. The thing that really killed this movie, though, was the fact that they changed Jack's character (instead of being in eccentric pirate he became a schizophrenic pirate) and, really, focused the plot wayyy too much on Will and Elizabeth.

Pirates 4, hopefully, should resolve that problem. Will and Elizabeth aren't making an appearance. Davy Jones is nowhere near this movie. And, most importantly, from what we've seen so far Jack isn't clinically insane anymore, and he's still the main character. If they stick to that, it'll be better than the last two (though I think the moon will fall out of the sky before they make a Pirates movie better than the first). If they don't, they'll fail epically. Only time will tell. So, until then...

James
Pirate Lord, Ruler of the Seven Seas, Master of the Watery Deeps of All Realms, etc., etc.

Friday, February 4, 2011

The First Review: Until We Have Faces

One of the brilliant ideas I had for my uber amazing blog was to review random things. Books, movies, CDs, video games... you know, whatever the heck I wanted to tell y'all about. Well, here it is. The first one. Until We Have Faces.

No, I'm not talking about C.S. Lewis' book. I'm still only on chapter 2 of that. I'm talking about Red's newest album (which is going for the bargan price of 6 bucks at Best Buy. Or, at least, it was on tuesday...). Now, ordinarily, I'd say that Red is a pretty specialized market. They're a Christian band - but they've probibly got the hardest rock of any Christian band out there. They're almost scremo, but not quite (scremo being defined as music where ALL the lyrics are screamed, as opposed to some).

I'm a fan of some of the scremo genra, namely the way that Red does it. But this album has more than just scremo songs (Feed the Machine, From the Outside). It's got a lot of normal rock songs (Faceless) and two songs that are absolutly beautiful (I Am With You, Hymn for the Lost). Like, as in, they actually made me cry. Well, they made me kinda tear up, anyway.

Alas, I am sick right now, so any attempt I make at singing along sounds more like a dying frog being choked by an angry hippo for cheating at poker. Even so, I'd recommend this to just about anybody - even if you don't like the scremo songs, it's worth it for the not-scremo songs. After all, they did invent the skip button for a reason.

But, ah, if you do like scremo... it's that much more amazing. Feed the Machine is nothing short of awesome. So, yeah. That's it for the first one. Until my next broadcast...

James
Holder of the Most Important Opinion, Musical Connisuer, Brilliant Reviewer, etc., etc.

The Day After the Day the World Stood Still

So, I just got back from a trip to the University of Alabama. I'd already decided that I was probibly going to attend college there, but this trip was the clencher. The campus is awesome, the dorms are even awesomer, and the people are even awesomest.

Getting there, however, was the absolute antithisis of awesome.

Neither me or my dad are real big fans of waking up at the crack of dawn, so we left at 8 o'clock the night before the campus day. We were gunna drive down, get there around 11, and get a good night's sleep in a hotel somewhere.

To put a long story short, it totally didn't work. We got stuck in the ice/snow/coldness around the Tennessee river, and it took us 2 hours to go five miles. We didn't get to the hotel until 1 am. As a result, I am absolutly exausted.

Now, I realize that I failed to address an extrememly important fact in my first post. It's very dangerous to leave something like this unsaid for so long. Like, life-threatening dangerous. WORLD THREATININGLY dangerous.

I can't spell.

I mean, I can spell some words. But not most of them. And I don't care about incorrect spelling. Unless wrong spelling renders the word mispelled entirely inscrutiable, it's not important. I protest this "strict spelling" rule that has been imposed on us by academic "greats" who believe they have the right to tell us how we can and can't spell. It's just wrong. I will protest it until my dying breath.

So, in conclusion, I now know where I'm going to go to college. I think I'm going to major in English, because I'm intending to follow my dream of being a writer. That subject deserves a whole Disney-themed post to itself, though. Until then...

James
Knower of Things Unknown, Magician Extridonare, Dark Lord of the Sith, etc., etc.

Thursday, February 3, 2011

The First Post... Evah.

Well, y'all, this is it. The stuff. I am finally jumping on the bandwagon. I am following in the footsteps of the world. I am conforming to the patterns of all my friends.

 I am finally starting a blog.

I've actually been meaning to start one for a while for a couple reasons. First, it's good publicity. I'm an aspiring author (a writer, really - you only earn the title of author when you publish your first work), so if I gather a good following with my witty remarks and cunning word-play... I might be able to do some good stuff with that. But another reason is simply because I like the concept of writing a blog. A funny blog. A blog that covers random things, from movie reviews to rants about school to... well, anything.

I believe they call that "Versatile Material".

So, onto the "about me" section. My name is Bond. James Bond. Ok, no, it's actually Post, but I wanted to make the cruddy joke. I'm still in highschool (where and when are none of your concern, stalker) and I absolutly love writing. But it seems like everyone says that online. "Oh, I love writing! You never see me without a notebook! I've already finished my first series, and it's twice as long as all the Dragonlance books put together!"

Ok, prehaps I exagerate slightly. But you get the picture. My other hobbies are - and this should be a really big shocker to you - READING and PLAYING VIDEO GAMES. Yeah, I know. Nobody does those things. I'm unique, practiaclly one of a kind.

I have a relatively boring life. I think that's why I took up being a writer - reality's just too... well, at the risk of sounding repetitive, boring. It's much more fun saving the world, even if it's only in your head. I may also be slightly insane, but insane people are much more fun than sane people, for obvious reasons.

I've almost written two books. Wait, that doesn't sound right. I've completely writen one book and almost completely wirtten another. The first one is called Nightbane (like in my blog's title! Did you catch the witty alliteration? Edit: Well, actually, the blog title changed... it used to be called Nightbane's Notes, though. In fact, it's still in the URL. So I'm keeping this lame attempt at a joke in here.) and is about...

(says very, very softly)... vampires....

In my defense, I started writing before that sparkly farie took over the genera. My vampires may not have been clasic vampires, but at least they still freakin' killed people. And at least they still took part in epic plots and had interesting characters and didn't look like freakin' Robert Patterson...

Ok, so Twilight is still a sore subject for me. It totally stole any thunder Nightbane could've had. But roughly a year ago I started working on my current project... (cue dramatic music...) SAMUEL FAAR!

All in all, I like Sammy much better than Nightbane. He's funny. He's original. He's a magician. His plotline is more coherant. It isn't cluttered with charachters like Nightbane was. Best yet, there's still an open market for him! As I'm writing this, I'm roughly 2 chapters away from finishing his first book, The Black Gate. It's amazing. It's also on inkpop.com if you want to read some earlier, less-edited versions of it...

Hang on, lemme grab that URL... ah, here it is.

I also like pandas, don't particularly care about the environment, hate socialism, hate homework more, believe in sleep, like to watch movies, and am a total old-school nerd.

Yep, that's me.

So, anyway, I'll update this occasionally with my witty pieces of advice and/or reviews on random junk and/or commentaries on my life. It won't be an organized shedual. I might update three times in one day and then let it sit for two weeks. That's just the kind of guy I am.

But, hey, structure kills creativity, you know?

Until next we meet,

James
Lord of Night, Master of the Language of Naming, Ruler of the World and all that Lies Therein, etc., etc.